A Plumbers Woes

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I need to get to the hardware store right away
I have a problem And I would rather not say
The carpet is wet and the boards are a creak'in
I remember the last time my Ball "n" Cock was a leak'in

You have all heard the sound in the middle of the night
The intermittent flushing you know is not right
And you think the quick fix is to jiggle that handle
But you soon learn quickly it is the cause of the dangle

You open the lid dreading what you know you have to do
But you know if it is not done, it soon will calling to you
The thought of the damp, dark and musky smell has me freaki'n
Yeah I remember the last time my Ball "n" Cock was a leak'in

And the sad thing is that for bathrooms yes I do have two
And I know before long again the nightmare I will go through
So in the middle of the night if you imagine a wild man shreak'in
Go back to bed it just means my Ball "n" Cock is a leak'in

The older I get the more this all becomes a running game
To the hardware store and back again it always ends the same
But older means deafer and now I wait for it to start a stink'in
OH, and now I change my sheets as well my Ball "n" Cock is leak'in